Jaffa Cakes and Sodomy

From wrongly_amused & sarshin :

Post the first line from your 25 15 most recent fanfics and try to find a pattern.

( These are so ancient D: )

THINGS I NOTICED:

1. The stuff I write while drunk/high tends to be a little strange.
2. My similes & metaphors tend towards the idiotic.
3. I haven't wrote (or at least completed) anything in ages.
4. I have shitloads of requests backlogged that I really should get around to.
5. Tingle's crotch should be worshipped.

From gunnhildr:

STEP 1: Choose a fandom.
STEP 2: Choose a pairing or character.
STEP 3: Choose a tarot card from the Major Arcana [listed below].
STEP 4: Post a fanfiction request.

FANDOMS I'LL WRITE: Legend of Zelda, Final Fantasy (all except XI), Ace Attorney (all except 4), Silent Hill (all except Origins), Half-life (inc. Portal), Team Fortress, Kingdom Hearts, killer7, Metroid, Evangelion, Supernatural (not seen S3 yet though).

RULES:
a. Never work with children or animals.
b. Uc through R18 - it's all good. (it's very rare I write full-on porn though)
c. Word counts will be of my choosing.
d. Requests are limited to one per person for now. However, if spaces remain open after 48 hours, I'll open it to anyone who wants to request more. 48 hours up - knock yourselves out. :)

THE CARDS:
o. The Fool - Lotta,Atmey,Pearl,April,Grossberg (AA): Charlotte
i. The Magician/The Juggler
ii. The High Priestess - Lesbian Zelda (TP): sarshin
iii. The Empress - Telma/Shad (TP): taure
iv. The Emperor - Pyramid Head (SH2): gunnhildr
v. The Priest - Someone/Vexen (CoM): princess_saix
vi. The Lovers - Pyramid Head/James (SH2): sarshin
vii. The Chariot - Axel/Demyx (KH2): taure
viii. Justice - Marluxia (CoM): princess_saix
ix. The Hermit
x. Wheel of Fortune
xi. Strength - Rasler/Ashe (FFXII): taure
xii. The Hanged Man - Amarant/Freya (FFIX): gunnhildr
xiii. Death - Marluxia, Naminé (CoM): taure
xiv. Temperance
xv. The Devil - Rude/Reno (FFVII): gunnhildr
xvi. The Tower - Link, Shad, ReDeads (TP): taure COMPLETE
xvii. The Star
xviii. The Moon - Midna/Shad (TP): taure COMPLETE
xix. The Sun
xx. Judgement - Agitha (TP): gunnhildr
xxi. The World - Dean & Sam (SN): gunnhildr

Not sure what happened with these, really. ^^;

( Sarah )

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( Fool In The Rain )

An attempt at Metroid fic tonight...

( No )

It's been a while D:

( Batman Theme. Fantastification - Keese (OoT) )

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More drabbles (only posting the ones I did earlier on, before I degenerated into writing retarded drunken poetry ^^; ) :

( Stiff In The Car - Stephen(ie)/Link (Sarahverse TP) )

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( Foreign Facetious Lands / I'm Too Sexy - Tingle (MM) )

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EDIT: Fine... here's the stupid poems (don't ask what they're about - not quite sure myself)

( D: )

Couple of FFIX ones tonight - not particularly coherent though...

( EFF OFF - Necron (FFIX) )

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( Cornbread Faggot - Ruby/Lowell (FFIX) )

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All Final Fantasy tonight :)

( Fornicating Spiders - Seifer, Ultimecia (FFVIII) )

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( Lapdance - Heidegger/Scarlet (FFVII) )

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( So Cute You Wanna Puke - Mme. Zammadria, Carrot (FFXII) )

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With new recruit harpylink234 :)

( Space - Xigbar/Xaldin (KH2) )

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( Piss - Asuka, Sandalphon (NGE) )

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( Fag - Cid/Vincent (FFVII) )

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( Bad Ass Motherfucker/Adore - Jenova/Sephiroth (FFVII) )

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