Jaffa Cakes and Sodomy

Bye bye, River (the guys were tied, so I flipped a coin) & Diamanda. ;-;[Poll #1711642]

Enjoy my ill voice!

Instructions:

Your name and/or username
Where you're from
The following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting Image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught, Orange, Coffee, direction, naturally, aluminium and herbs
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you say to address a group of people?
What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

Read this passage from The Speech Accent Archive:

Please call Stella. Ask her to bring these things with her from the store: Six spoons of fresh snow peas, five thick slabs of blue cheese, and maybe a snack for her brother Bob. We also need a small plastic snake and a big toy frog for the kids. She can scoop these things into three red bags, and we will go meet her Wednesday at the train station.

That petalsinthewind  did ages ago but I've only just got around to (I'm in a Pokemon-type mood recently). I decided to use glows instead of labels for the types as yeah... it was looking pretty crowded already.

 

Six things you will find if you open my bag:
1. wallet
2. the book I'm currently reading
3. meds
4. lube
5. rolling tobacco
6. mobile phone

Six things in my bedroom:
I'm not really using my bedroom right now (no bed) - you're getting my living room instead.
1. piano
2. futon
3. video games
4. bags of clothes
5. the cat bed (and the pizza box he decided he likes better)
6. the computer

Six things I've always wanted to do in my life:
1. move somewhere more interesting
2. do something productive with my photography
3. get my nipples pierced (okay, that's not an "always", but I'm wanting it done soon)
4. form a healthy relationship (lol not gonna happen)
5. write a book
6. work out a design I could live with tattooed on me

Six things that make me very happy:
1. music
2. buttsecks
3. good video games
4. interesting food
5. my friends
6. citalopram, in theory

Six things I'm currently into:
1. Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep
2. Twitter
3. fiddling with my septum piercing
4. reading (got library cards in two counties and devouring books at an unhealthy rate)
5. visiting the local bathhouse
6. queercore

From beuk :

( Looooooong meme... )

From cattyhunts :

A - Age: 28
B - Bed size: Futon (broken so only in sofa position).
C - Chore you hate: Washing dishes.
D - Dog's names: None atm, but previously Anya.
E - Essential start your day item: Coffee.
F - Favorite color: Chartreuse.
G - Gold or Silver: Silver.
H - Height: 6'4"
I - Instruments you play: Piano & bass.
J - Job title: None.
K - Kid(s): None.
L - Living arrangements: Live alone.
M - Mom's name: Mary.
N - Nicknames: None.
O - Overnight hospital stay other than birth: A few.
P - Pet Peeve: "I could care less"
Q - Quote from a movie: But ya AAAH Blanche! Ya AAAH in that chair!
R - Right or left handed: Left.
S - Siblings: 2 sisters, 1 brother.
T - Time you wake up: Varies wildly.
U- First word that comes to your mind for "U": Unicorn.
V - Vegetable you dislike: Tinned tomatoes.
W - Ways you run late: Oversleeping and losing things and having to search for them.
X - X-rays you've had: Chest & lower back, that I remember.
Y - Yummy food you make: I make a mean curry.

From fruhlings : 

Comment on this entry and I will give you a letter. Name 5 songs you love starting with that letter.

( I got L... )

--removed, as apparently it's fishy--

(ty notgarystu  for the heads-up)

Day 27. A song that you wish you could play - Liebestraum No. 3 by Franz Liszt


Ah, Liszt... how I both love and loathe thee. Such beautiful music; possibly my favourite composer (albeit with serious competition from Debussy and Tchaikovsky), but difficult enough to drive a person to tears. I can almost play Liebestraum No. 3, if it wasn't for the two EVIL cadenzas between the main passages - I always fuck up there. I'm sure I'll get there eventually though, with enough practice.

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Day 24. A song that you want to play at your funeral - Still Alive by GLaDOS and Jonathan Coulton


No contest, really - I doubt the "have my corpse packed with fireworks to be detonated at the beginning of the chorus of It's Raining Men" plan would be doable, after all. :C
 
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