Dear Paul
Thank you for your application to work at Number 52. We do appreciate you taking the time to apply.
I am afraid that on this occasion you have been unsuccessful, the reason for this is that we have received a high number of applications from people who have recent relevant experience.
I know you will be disappointed with the content of this email, but please be assured we will keep your application on file.
Best wishes and good luck with your search for employment.
Number 52.
FML :(
Thank you for your application to work at Number 52. We do appreciate you taking the time to apply.
I am afraid that on this occasion you have been unsuccessful, the reason for this is that we have received a high number of applications from people who have recent relevant experience.
I know you will be disappointed with the content of this email, but please be assured we will keep your application on file.
Best wishes and good luck with your search for employment.
Number 52.
FML :(
There's a job vacancy at the bathhouse. Seeing as the Tories have decided they want to make things as difficult as possible for people on benefits, and seeing as my meds seem to be doing a good job keeping me stable now, I've decided I might as well apply for it; it's stuff I can handle okay (dealing with the till, serving food & drinks, cleaning and laundry), and working in a gay space would be pretty awesome. Gonna make a CV tomorrow. :D
And here's hoping that my having shagged one of the staff will benefit my application.