Charlie Brooker discovers Twilight

[saviourseph]

Hilarity ensues.

If the final film doesn't culminate in a 28-minute shot of her lying spread-eagled on the marital bed tearfully rubbing the leathery, disintegrating corpse of a 200-year-old bat against her marital sector, the entire saga has been a cop-out and a lie.

Comments

[speedingslug.livejournal.com]

30 Days of Night, I think you'd have to be pretty sick to frapp over that film.

Also I did like Bram Stoker's Dracula, it had a little bit of love in it but mostly just death, and after all isn't this the one that started the whole thing?

[paulnolan.livejournal.com]

Never seen 30 Days of Night. :(

And Bram Stoker's Dracula was great, but it wasn't exactly scary.

[speedingslug.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't say that to his face.