Charlie Brooker discovers Twilight

[saviourseph]

Hilarity ensues.

If the final film doesn't culminate in a 28-minute shot of her lying spread-eagled on the marital bed tearfully rubbing the leathery, disintegrating corpse of a 200-year-old bat against her marital sector, the entire saga has been a cop-out and a lie.

Comments

[schonste.livejournal.com]

L O L

[redstar826.livejournal.com]

"Twilight's like soccer. They run around for two hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand."

[paulnolan.livejournal.com]

Heh perfect. <3

[fruhlings.livejournal.com]

omg lolol

[roboplege.livejournal.com]

Fucking marvellous, this man is.

[speedingslug.livejournal.com]

I agree yet disagree. Twilight has took the whole thing too far, but there has been some good Vampire TV shows and Films.

[paulnolan.livejournal.com]

Well, there was Buffy, but that was never really about vampires so much as it was about teenage issues dressed up in monster allegories.

Christopher Lee's Dracula was awesome though... goddam that sexy, sexy voice. :D

[speedingslug.livejournal.com]

30 Days of Night, I think you'd have to be pretty sick to frapp over that film.

Also I did like Bram Stoker's Dracula, it had a little bit of love in it but mostly just death, and after all isn't this the one that started the whole thing?

[paulnolan.livejournal.com]

Never seen 30 Days of Night. :(

And Bram Stoker's Dracula was great, but it wasn't exactly scary.

[speedingslug.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't say that to his face.

[speedingslug.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, I don't believe for a minute he never watched Buffy.

[bludstone.livejournal.com]

"Marital Sector" is a fantastic term for a robot v-giny.