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• 00:36 @JSlayerUK porn. #
• 00:39 Yay for rain! Not as unbearably hot now. :D #
• 00:40 Want to join me? youtu.be/jU1eG8GW3XU #
• 00:43 @JSlayerUK @brokeninside you guys know eachother? #
• 00:58 XDDD bit.ly/dtI9zz #
• 01:01 Slashfic in broken English is the best... yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/694231/ #
• 01:02 @nothingweird Beast rimming Gaston who is pissing on the floor. XD #
• 01:04 @nothingweird MTE XD #
• 01:05 @nothingweird It's the expression on Gaston's face that makes it extra hillarious. #
• 01:07 @nothingweird Sorry ^^; If it helps, mine's ruined too... I /saw/ it. #
• 01:09 @brokeninside Just had a huge rainstorm up here, so I'm sure you'll get one eventually #
• 01:10 @brokeninside Hasn't really helped though - it cooled down while it was raining but now it's jsut as unbearable as ever D: #
• 01:54 @Schonste Ooo you're moving~ :D #
• 02:09 @brokeninside night! #
• 16:19 Had another sleepathon today... this can't go on. >:| #
• 17:58 @jesidres It wasn't safe before? What did I sleep through? D: #
• 19:01 @rinygrin #NED, because their strip is the prettiest. #WorldCup #
• 19:16 @lady_bluetooth when the football's overwith, mb? #
• 22:23 @Ceilidhann I like your dad. :D #

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Charlie Brooker discovers Twilight

Hilarity ensues.

If the final film doesn't culminate in a 28-minute shot of her lying spread-eagled on the marital bed tearfully rubbing the leathery, disintegrating corpse of a 200-year-old bat against her marital sector, the entire saga has been a cop-out and a lie.