Hmm... that seems like a good idea ^^

[saviourseph]

Haven't wrote anything in a while, so I think I'll follow gunnhildr  and do some requests :)

Comment with pairing and prompt (no more than 2 apiece, please)

Fandoms I'll write: Zelda (all except Four Swords), Final Fantasy (all except 11), Silent Hill (all except Origins), Kingdom Hearts, Evangelion & Phoenix Wright.

Only stuff I'm not comfortable writing is shota/loli and zoo, so don't go there please ^^;

Unrelated whining: Why am I suddenly unable to sleep? D: I just know it's going to kick in tomorrow morning, which is a complete bitch as I'm supposed to be going through Newcastle then :|

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[taure.livejournal.com]

Pairing: Link/Ilia/Shad (no Link/Shad though...lol, sorry, but I just want them scoring with Ilia only)
Prompt: smooth

:3

[paulnolan.livejournal.com]

"Mind the cervix!"

The tiny spaceship caromed off the lip of Ilia's uterus, whirling dizzyingly towards the floor of the vaginal chasm.

"We're not gonna make it Shad!"

Thinking faster than he'd ever thought in his relatively slow-paced life, Link pushed his bespectacled companion aside and wrenched the steering wheel back with the might of a veteran goat-herd.

"Why, Link! You... you saved us!" Shad gasped, staring awestruck into his green-clad co-pilot's beautiful blue eyes. He may have been slightly concussed, and they may both have been inside a gargantuan vulva for reasons that were still unclear to him, but all he could think was how much he wanted to thank Link - to brush his fingers against his smooth, peach-fuzzy cheeks and tell him how much he

"...love you."

"Snap out of it, Shad! You know fine well the requester said no gay sex! If you keep looking at me that way I don't know if I'll be able to help myself!"

"Oh.. sorry about that, ol' chap. Anyway, just why are we here anyway? It's all slightly foggy I'm afraid."

"Not sure myself - one minute Ilia said she had that not-so-fresh feeling, the next we're flying through her innards hunting for..." Link pulled out a sheet of paper from his tunic pocket "...freezards, apparently"

"Why would there be freezards here of all places?"

"I'm not sure - to be honest I think the author just sent us up here for the lulz."

[ryutsuki.livejournal.com]

oh dear god that was amazing <33333 XD;

Re: :3

[taure.livejournal.com]

This seriously made me LOL IRL. XDDD I loved it.