My feet will end you and all you hold dear.

[saviourseph]

Got chatting with this guy on Gaydar earlier, apparently a foot lover, as his first message asked what size mine were. I told him, he seemed to approve and asked for pics. Why anyone would want to see my manky hooves I have no idea, but I obliged. To which he responded he'd rather see my soles. Now, it's been quite a while since I practised yoga so there was no way I could get both of them in shot, but I managed to contort myself so one was visible and the camera was pointing at it, shot and sent. The response?

Silence.

I'm wondering what happened now... did he fap himself into oblivion? Or (more realistically) was the sight too horrendous for mere mortal eyes and he's now comatose, my lower appendages lying basilisk-like in wait on his screen for the next hapless soul to wander into the room to gaze upon and be destroyed by?

Or maybe he just ran out of messages for the day - who knows?

Comments

[petalsinthewind.livejournal.com]

lol, either way, your feet are powerful things not to be trifled with.

Oh, wait, I saw that picture too. Augh!

[paulnolan.livejournal.com]

I knew it was a bad idea xposting them to Twitter. D:

Try not to die bb.

[petalsinthewind.livejournal.com]

dehydrated...from...fapping

[schonste.livejournal.com]

Look it is a lot of work to get the pic, open it up in photoshop, adjust it to my liking, print it out, set it up how I like so I can fap and come all over it. Maybe he's just, you know. Gotta set it up. XD

[haruhiko.livejournal.com]

LMAO I wonder if he has an ~inkjet~ with ~full cartridges~

[haruhiko.livejournal.com]

Obviously he wanted to look into your SOUL and was just a bad speller and when you sent him photos of your sole he went away because he thought you were mocking him. ):

[petalsinthewind.livejournal.com]

He wanted a hook-up on the astral plane.

[haruhiko.livejournal.com]

lololol ASStral projection~

[kittymink.livejournal.com]

I DO NOT understand the feet thing. my feet are lovely however

[quiteuppity.livejournal.com]

I really one day fear sleeping with a foot fetishist since I used to dance and my feet are horrific D:

[paulnolan.livejournal.com]

Mine aren't too bad, although there's quite a bit of callusing (I go barefoot most of the day - shoes only go on when I leave the house) and my little toes are a bit misshapen (most likely through squeezing into too-small shoes - size 13s are really difficult to get hold of for sane prices). Enough to make me self-conscious of them though.

[ennifer-jay.livejournal.com]

lmao, I saw your tweets about that. I was laughing so hard.

[rauduskoivu.livejournal.com]

coolstorybro: I knew someone in college who spent her weekends working at a foot fetish club. Technically it was legal, not prostitution, etc., because there was no sex whatsoever. She would sit in her own room and have clients come in and touch or massage her feet. She was pretty happy with it, since she didn't get the fetish herself but she said the guys were nice and always kept everything within bounds. I was mildly fascinated by the whole concept, despite similarly not getting the foot thing at all.

[paulnolan.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a good gig - money for nothing, really. :)

[fishphile.livejournal.com]

I'm wondering what happened now... did he fap himself into oblivion? Or (more realistically) was the sight too horrendous for mere mortal eyes and he's now comatose, my lower appendages lying basilisk-like in wait on his screen for the next hapless soul to wander into the room to gaze upon and be destroyed by?

This is one of the greatest paragraphs I've ever read.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

He is now blind and rolling around on the floor screaming in pain "cannot unsee what has been seen, cannot unsee what has been seen"