From Twitter 07-22-2010

• 00:06:22: I hunger... can't be bothered to cook a meal though.
  
• 00:07:14: Ooo just remembered there's oatmeal raisin cookies in the cupboard *gets* :D
  
• 00:10:13: @Schonste On LJ you mean? Yeah. :D
  
• 00:10:54: @Schonste (no, obviously you meant here... you found me out - I'm really a tarantula)
  
• 00:15:24: Hmm... the oatmeal raisin cookies are kind of soggy. :/
  
• 00:18:42: @Schonste Thanks - I thought it went well with my tagline... the homosexual intifada would obviously mean wearing sparkly pink keffiyeh :>
  
• 00:28:34: @Schonste We lu too <3
  
• 00:50:01: Shit I knew there was something I had to do today. I had to pick up my scrip. Now I'm out of antipsychotics - fuck. D:
  
• 00:52:04: I wouldn't care... I was in the doctors making an appointment. WHY DIDN'T THAT REMIND ME?
  
• 01:34:32: @lady_bluetooth can't you just use a turnip?
  
• 01:38:09: @lady_bluetooth Oh wait - you mean doushu? (just wiki'd it) I guess you could sub underripe conference pears - similar taste & texture
  
• 12:53:12: @RobBrydon Eternal Sunshine was indeed awesome.
  
• 12:53:57: @brokeninside I usually go with the Telegraph for a right-wing view - that way Murdoch doesn't get my money.
  
• 13:09:06: RT @channel4news: Nick Griffin denied entry to Buckingham Palace garden party after he "overtly used his invitation for political purposes"
  
• 13:15:59: Typical... I post to ONTD_P about Nick Griffin going to the Queen's party and now he's been banned *waits for it to leave queue*
  
• 13:49:29: @brokeninside Wear all three - go out looking like a bowl of citrus fruit. :D
  
• 14:44:53: @maggie_thatcher rove? drove? stove? bov...ine? IDK.
  
• 18:53:26: This seed & berry mix is delish and all, but is a "may contain traces of nuts" warning really necessary? It explicitly has pine nuts in FFS
  

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