Daily tweet

• 15:35 It appears something's wrong with the PSU on my computer. Fuck. Back on the dying Mac. On the plus side, also back with Tweetie. #
• 15:36 @JSlayerUK What @orwellian_trash said would be the logical next step, yes. #
• 15:37 ...there's a @fuckwatcher? #
• 15:39 Oh Tweetie, how I love thee so. Why can't there be something as good on Windows? :'( #
• 15:42 As soon as the Windows box is back in action my plan is clear. Write a Twitter client of my own, shamelessly ripping off Tweetie. #
• 15:43 I think I'll call it Twip-off. #
• 15:49 @battlewaffles yeah... Steam's download estimates are pretty creative. :] #
• 15:50 @JSlayerUK What do you do after you decorate? Surely they're still for eating eventually, right? D: #
• 15:51 @JSlayerUK Or is it like with xmas cake, where you bake, decorate, let them sit around looking nice then bin them because no bugger'll eat? #
• 16:06 2 hours back on the Mac, 2 freezes. This can't go on. ;-; #
• 16:19 @JSlayerUK There's no-one to give it away to this time? #
• 16:55 Okay... Windows box is in startup repair and appears to be OK. Chainsaw noise gone too. Fingers crossed. #
• 16:56 Who'd've thought taking the PSU out and shaking it a bit would help? #
• 17:10 Spoke too soon. It's doing it again. FML. #
• 17:21 K, I'm on the Windows box now... there's still some buzzing but everything seems to be working. Just hoping this won't jinx it. #
• 18:02 Making curry now... that should take my mind off the computer woes at least for a bit. Mmmm vindaloo. :3 #
• 18:34 Curry was delish... best hide the leftovers from Boris; although he loves them spicy things can't be good for cats. #
• 18:36 Why does cardamom make post-meal cigs taste so weird? #
• 18:44 Cat's being very noisy and obnoxious... think he knows I'm hiding curry from him. D: #
• 20:47 @battlewaffles sometimes pausing it then resuming can help - long downloads can end up mysteriously suspending themselves. #
• 21:55 @charltonbrooker I completely forgot... thanks for the reminder. :) #
• 21:59 @zestylime heh nice :D #
• 22:17 JFC Michael Winner looked scary there #YHBW #
• 22:18 Adverts! *goes to make coffee* #YHBW #
• 22:28 @charltonbrooker seems scarily into the whole torture thing... #YHBW #
• 22:31 Yay hating on the Go Compare guy! #YHBW #
• 22:40 @Ceilidhann Charlie lunge at you, or David lunge at Charlie? #YHBW #
• 22:41 Great... now I'm slashing Guardian columnists in my mind. #YHBW #
• 22:46 Kind of wanting to turn over and watch #bbcqt - Mad Mel's being vile. Think I'll wait until #YHBW finishes though #
• 22:52 If I hear another word come out of your cakehole I'll be puking with you, Mel. #bbcqt #
• 23:02 @JSlayerUK Same bb. D: #

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From yunghustlaz:

I Am A: Chaotic Neutral Human Wizard (2nd Level)


Ability Scores:

Strength-11

Dexterity-10

Constitution-11

Intelligence-15

Wisdom-14

Charisma-10


Alignment:
Chaotic Neutral A chaotic neutral character follows his whims. He is an individualist first and last. He values his own liberty but doesn't strive to protect others' freedom. He avoids authority, resents restrictions, and challenges traditions. A chaotic neutral character does not intentionally disrupt organizations as part of a campaign of anarchy. To do so, he would have to be motivated either by good (and a desire to liberate others) or evil (and a desire to make those different from himself suffer). A chaotic neutral character may be unpredictable, but his behavior is not totally random. He is not as likely to jump off a bridge as to cross it. Chaotic neutral is the best alignment you can be because it represents true freedom from both society's restrictions and a do-gooder's zeal. However, chaotic neutral can be a dangerous alignment because it seeks to eliminate all authority, harmony, and order in society.


Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.


Class:
Wizards are arcane spellcasters who depend on intensive study to create their magic. To wizards, magic is not a talent but a difficult, rewarding art. When they are prepared for battle, wizards can use their spells to devastating effect. When caught by surprise, they are vulnerable. The wizard's strength is her spells, everything else is secondary. She learns new spells as she experiments and grows in experience, and she can also learn them from other wizards. In addition, over time a wizard learns to manipulate her spells so they go farther, work better, or are improved in some other way. A wizard can call a familiar- a small, magical, animal companion that serves her. With a high Intelligence, wizards are capable of casting very high levels of spells.


Find out What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?, courtesy of Easydamus (e-mail)

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