Seeing as
gunnhildr put people out of their misery, here's the ones no-one got from the
Better Than It Sounds meme:
2.
Guy named after a penis builds a fortress named after a clitoris and is defeated by a guy named after an erection. -
Metal Gear7.
Overdeveloped girls in underdeveloped uniforms live vicariously through past-life regression. -
Sailor Moon8.
Washed-up former celebrities deal with their sexual identities on the eve of the apocalypse. -
Watchmen12.
A school bureaucrat is outraged when students take an interest in their education. -
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix19.
A romantic comedy about international finance in which a nerdy hacker and his tomboyish girlfriend discover that their grandfathers saved the world from Nazis by solving math problems. -
Cryptonomicon