Hmm...

Looking across the top of the piano I see:

1 small can of shaving foam
1 underarm deodorant, Lynx
1 bottle of Absolut vodka, mostly gone
1 bottle of peroxide (with associated powder bleach)
1 large can of fly spray
1 bottle of coconut shampoo
1 30cm by 30cm canvas, blank
Assorted wires, one big tangly mess
Xmas cards
1 copy of The Killing Joke, hardback edition
1 cuddly tortoise
2 Ministry of Sound CDs
1 Nintendo DS and Final Fantasy XII: Revenant Wings
A big pile of GBA cartridges
1 Neon Genesis Evangelion Platinum Collection boxset
1 Balthier statuette, holding:
1 birth certificate

...I really should tidy up.