John in headsong form

Dear sarshin:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head at the Hare Krishna graduation and I saw you drive out my John F. Kennedy-statue. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning the pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep my common sense as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about to hate the Boston Celtics .

Warm regards,
-paulnolan


( lol huh? )