Oh, scary devil monastery, how I love you...

>>>>> As high-element-number metals go U seems to be one of the
>>>>> not-too-dangerous ones, chemically speaking. It doesn't seem to bind to
>>>>> anything in the body well and doesn't hang around if ingested or inhaled
>>>>> in the oxide form. Worst case seems to be it can damage the kidneys if
>>>>> it gets into the bloodstream in quantity. Compared to Pb or Pu it's
>>>>> practically health-giving. Certainly compared to Hg, Ar, Be and a lot of
>>>>> the other lower-element numbers it's pretty harmless, kilo for kilo.
>>>> Argon and old Lace?
>>> Script rewrite:  Wanted a little more nobility in some characters...
>> That stinks.
>>
>> Sorry, wrong group.
> Really? Personally I think it's a gas.