Couple of drabbles for ya :)
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savioursephBit silly tonight :D
Reconcile - Ganondorf, Link (OoT)
"Wait... what?"
"A truce."
"You do realise who I am, right? You called me, and I quote: 'that pansy in the green minidress whose head I shall mount on my wall as I dance gaily around in the blood spurting from the stump' - what makes you think I'll believe you?"
"Are you dead yet?"
"No..."
"And this doesn't seem odd to you at all?"
"Not really - I've kicked your arse on many occasions. No reason you'd be able to lay a finger on me this time."
"Fair point. But where are the energy balls whizzing towards your head?"
"..."
"Hm?"
"You've probably hidden them! Anyway, if you don't want to fight, why won't you let Zelda go?"
"But she makes such a pretty ornament! Look at her, all pink & crystally - really brightens up the place, don't you think?"
"I see your point - this place is a bit of a..."
"Mess?"
"Well, I was going to say 'dingy shithole', but that works too."
"Yeah - I asked my mothers to make me some new curtains - they should be here soon."
"Err yeah - about that..."
Philanthropy - Tingle (MM, although in Hyrule not Termina)
He wasn't sure why he was doing it, but he was doing it nonetheless. A dazzling snowstorm of green, blue and red fell upon Hyrule, as Tingle gave away his rupee stash to the populace below. And quite a stash he'd amassed too - he wasn't even sure the balloon would carry him with the weight of the sack of rupees. But he had to try, and so far it was working out well.
Of course, the good people of Hyrule weren't exactly prepared for this turn of events. They ran, screaming in terror, as multicoloured shards of glass rained death from above, breaking on the ground and smashing in roofs with the sheer velocity. Who was this madman, and what the hell was he doing? Why couldn't they have based their economy on bread instead of glass? Bread was tasty! Bread wouldn't kill you when dropped from the skies by lunatics!
Hearing the screams of joy from below, Tingle happily tossed another handful of gems towards the crowds. He now knew the secret to happiness wasn't money - making others happy was all that mattered.
Reconcile - Ganondorf, Link (OoT)
"Wait... what?"
"A truce."
"You do realise who I am, right? You called me, and I quote: 'that pansy in the green minidress whose head I shall mount on my wall as I dance gaily around in the blood spurting from the stump' - what makes you think I'll believe you?"
"Are you dead yet?"
"No..."
"And this doesn't seem odd to you at all?"
"Not really - I've kicked your arse on many occasions. No reason you'd be able to lay a finger on me this time."
"Fair point. But where are the energy balls whizzing towards your head?"
"..."
"Hm?"
"You've probably hidden them! Anyway, if you don't want to fight, why won't you let Zelda go?"
"But she makes such a pretty ornament! Look at her, all pink & crystally - really brightens up the place, don't you think?"
"I see your point - this place is a bit of a..."
"Mess?"
"Well, I was going to say 'dingy shithole', but that works too."
"Yeah - I asked my mothers to make me some new curtains - they should be here soon."
"Err yeah - about that..."
Philanthropy - Tingle (MM, although in Hyrule not Termina)
He wasn't sure why he was doing it, but he was doing it nonetheless. A dazzling snowstorm of green, blue and red fell upon Hyrule, as Tingle gave away his rupee stash to the populace below. And quite a stash he'd amassed too - he wasn't even sure the balloon would carry him with the weight of the sack of rupees. But he had to try, and so far it was working out well.
Of course, the good people of Hyrule weren't exactly prepared for this turn of events. They ran, screaming in terror, as multicoloured shards of glass rained death from above, breaking on the ground and smashing in roofs with the sheer velocity. Who was this madman, and what the hell was he doing? Why couldn't they have based their economy on bread instead of glass? Bread was tasty! Bread wouldn't kill you when dropped from the skies by lunatics!
Hearing the screams of joy from below, Tingle happily tossed another handful of gems towards the crowds. He now knew the secret to happiness wasn't money - making others happy was all that mattered.
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