saviourseph | (no subject)

From

wrongly_amused &

sarshin :

Post the first line from your 25 15 most recent fanfics and try to find a pattern.

He stood there, grinning like a lobotomised chimp, looking at Shad expectantly for simpering appraisals and fawning worship, but Shad stared back coldly.
The moon brings madness - that's what he was always told.
The world gradually faded in from black.
"Mind the cervix!"
She, albeit reticently, allowed him entry
Like a Donna Summer song made real it sat there, a metaphor for love gone bad turned a sticky mess; thick, soursweet cream in rivulets down his chest as he lay there, naked; freezing rain pelting his flesh.
The giant green aphid pointed her rather threatening ovipositor into the face of the woman with the giant shoulder-pads, making the luminescent shields spin ever faster around herself.
The block of beige plastic sat on the shelf, baking in the heat radiating from its CPU.
They fell, forest home now obliterated by the tree-wizard-thing they'd never seen or heard of, new home dark and fragmented and full of...
If he'd had vocal chords he'd surely have engaged them in a stirring rendition of the Batman theme as he swooped menacingly through the air.
You're ashamed of me aren't you?
The lycra stretched translucent - fire engine red and terrifyingly taut.
Aah... sweet, refreshing colAGCCK!
A small girl, screaming on the TV set (switch on your TV we might pick him up on Channel 2).
James ran panic-stricken through the labyrinth.

THINGS I NOTICED:

The stuff I write while drunk/high tends to be a little strange.
My similes & metaphors tend towards the idiotic.
I haven't wrote (or at least completed) anything in ages.
I have shitloads of requests backlogged that I really should get around to.
Tingle's crotch should be worshipped.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Lobotomize is a great word. 8D

Like a Donna Summer song made real it sat there, a metaphor for love gone bad turned a sticky mess; thick, soursweet cream in rivulets down his chest as he lay there, naked; freezing rain pelting his flesh.

This is beautiful 8D

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