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From wrongly_amused & sarshin :

Post the first line from your 25 15 most recent fanfics and try to find a pattern.

• He stood there, grinning like a lobotomised chimp, looking at Shad expectantly for simpering appraisals and fawning worship, but Shad stared back coldly.
• The moon brings madness - that's what he was always told.
• The world gradually faded in from black.
• "Mind the cervix!"
• She, albeit reticently, allowed him entry
• Like a Donna Summer song made real it sat there, a metaphor for love gone bad turned a sticky mess; thick, soursweet cream in rivulets down his chest as he lay there, naked; freezing rain pelting his flesh.
• The giant green aphid pointed her rather threatening ovipositor into the face of the woman with the giant shoulder-pads, making the luminescent shields spin ever faster around herself.
• The block of beige plastic sat on the shelf, baking in the heat radiating from its CPU.
• They fell, forest home now obliterated by the tree-wizard-thing they'd never seen or heard of, new home dark and fragmented and full of...
• If he'd had vocal chords he'd surely have engaged them in a stirring rendition of the Batman theme as he swooped menacingly through the air.
• You're ashamed of me aren't you?
• The lycra stretched translucent - fire engine red and terrifyingly taut.
• Aah... sweet, refreshing colAGCCK!
• A small girl, screaming on the TV set (switch on your TV we might pick him up on Channel 2).
• James ran panic-stricken through the labyrinth.

THINGS I NOTICED:

1. The stuff I write while drunk/high tends to be a little strange.
2. My similes & metaphors tend towards the idiotic.
3. I haven't wrote (or at least completed) anything in ages.
4. I have shitloads of requests backlogged that I really should get around to.
5. Tingle's crotch should be worshipped.