Of all the stupid shit...

[saviourseph]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/7702856.stm

I particularly like:

The test is voluntary, but customers will be refused entry if they do not take part.

Nice use of "voluntary" there. 9_9

Comments

[wrongly-amused.livejournal.com]

I'm sure pub-owners are as thrilled as you are about this one.

[paulnolan.livejournal.com]

The smoking ban already wreaked havoc on them - with enforced drug tests on anyone passing through the door too I can't exactly see them staying open much longer. :|