Of all the stupid shit...

[saviourseph]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/7702856.stm

I particularly like:

The test is voluntary, but customers will be refused entry if they do not take part.

Nice use of "voluntary" there. 9_9

Comments

[wrongly-amused.livejournal.com]

I'm sure pub-owners are as thrilled as you are about this one.

[sarshin.livejournal.com]

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and like.
come to p[itsburgh again
the end

[gunnhildr.livejournal.com]

You'd be standing in line to get in all night. How utterly absurd!