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From wrongly_amused & sarshin :

Post the first line from your 25 15 most recent fanfics and try to find a pattern.

( These are so ancient D: )

THINGS I NOTICED:

1. The stuff I write while drunk/high tends to be a little strange.
2. My similes & metaphors tend towards the idiotic.
3. I haven't wrote (or at least completed) anything in ages.
4. I have shitloads of requests backlogged that I really should get around to.
5. Tingle's crotch should be worshipped.